This means that we’ve begun to put up some racks and we’re slowly inching towards re-opening Goblin Market.
I recommend that everyone get a power drill/driver for their house. It makes your penis large.
But Black and Decker has got nothing on a skinless house lizard. I’m not normally squeamish about these things, but this is really the grossest thing EVER. It’s like a boiled lizard that is still alive.
Before I could muster the courage (I drove some screws and pretended there was no lizard) to poke at it to make it go away (or check if it’s alive), it disappeared. Hopefully to grow some skin.
Bridget says that if we see one now we will see all his also-skinless friends. My day job boss says we should get those lizard stickers; the lizards stick onto them and then we just pick them off.
Which is not an ideal solution for me. We put a man on the moon, but our solution for dealing with lizards is to trap them in sticky stuff and throw them away. I would like to put skinless lizards on the moon. Then again they might just drop off the moon onto your water jug, which is what they like to do.
We got rid of the kopitiam throwaway leaf blower fan, and installed a fancy new remote controlled wall fan yesterday. We also put up some of our old lights from Katong.
A desk and some bookshelves are arriving today.
We STILL have no Internet.
