I Never Promised You a Rose Garden | Far East Plaza, 14 Scotts Road, #04-133 | bishopATi-never-promised-you.com

FAQ

What are your opening hours?
I can’t tell you for sure. If you show up at our door and we aren’t opened, it is likely that we are holed up in the production room fiddling around with something or another.

Please CALL CALL CALL before you come. 63488396. We will be more than happy to open shop for you and you only.

How do I get to your store?
Take the train/bus to City Hall, then take bus number 14 at the bus stop outside Raffles Hotel.

Tell the bus driver to give you a holler to get down after Katong Mall. Katong Mall, not Katong Shopping Centre.

You will find yourself standing outside a fruit stall. Turn left and walk straight. You will see two furniture shops filled with wooden furniture. We are after the second furniture shop, next to a Javanese massage parlour. You should be able to hear the music from the stairway.

Sounds a long way, but it’s really only about 50m from the bus stop.

Buses that ply this route: 10, 12, 14, 32 and 40.

SBS Transit has a pretty good bus route planner.

Did you guys go to art school?
No.

Do you do commissioned work?
Yes. Call us.

Can you print a t-shirt with my boy/girlfriend’s face on it?
No.

Why did you start Goblin Market?
Macro:
For love and life.

Micro:
One day we were driving past Katong and there was a FOR RENT sign on the windows of one of the shophouses. We called the next day and two weeks later 175A East Coast Road was ours.

I don’t like the artwork on the clothing, but I would buy it if it was plain.
REALLY MEH.