Coming to a secret location soon.

the wire of failure

the wire of failure
The Wire of Failure aka the Homer Simpson of wires.

hanging up the canvas
Turning the Wire of Failure into the…

canvas
Wire of Success.

The Wire of Success can be found at various spots around the neighbourhood. Take a picture of it, show us, and get 20% off everything but the girl (and the dog) in the shop.

Miserable web shop

As you may have noticed I am still fiddling around with the web shop and it is causing me much grief, although it is still considerably less grievous than Day Job.

In other news, we took a break and watched Misery last night. I’m riddled with ironic baggage, so I never really enjoy horror shows the way they should be enjoyed, but this morning I can only think of Annie Wilkes’ I-haven’t-slept-with-anyone-in-20-years face, her crazy bitch face and her death face. And also her nun clothes.

She’s only 17 on the unexciting all-time villians list. Darth Vader is number 3. WHAT?? He’s only there because it’s easy to put him there, since Star Wars is Good and Evil for Dummies.

Conjuror Bear

We made some postcards of our conjuror bear. He also appears in a calendar that for technical reasons we might not continue to produce, so there is only one, ONE conjuror bear calendar. He is also on a t-shirt for someone who liked him very much.

Fash Bash

December 15, 2007
1:00 pmto7:00 pm

We will be Fash Bash on Saturday, 15 December, at St. James Powerhouse. Our stall will be tucked away at the Bellini Bar and we can’t bring the dog.

Converting Windows to Mac

hagow

Ha Gow the dog tries to eat Phantom the fighting fish.

December MAAD

December 1, 2007
11:00 amto7:00 pm
December 2, 2007
11:00 amto7:00 pm

We will be at MAAD again during the first weekend of December. Come down to the red dot museum opposite Maxwell Market for some fun!

hopes and dreams and chicken wings

We have a corkboard along the stairway where vistors leave notes. We ask three questions:

  1. What is your preoccupation?
  2. How many times have you been in love?
  3. Your hopes?

Nobody ever answers the questions.

Today a lady came up on her way to a party. She had a bag of chicken wings with her.

“I smell chicken wings.”

“Yes you’re right. Have you eaten? Do you want one?”

I declined.

She looked around for a while and left without buying anything. On her way out, she left this note on our corkboard:

“…full of hopes and dreams of the young.”